I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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