this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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