that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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