Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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