We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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