i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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