I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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