I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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