Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
nutella sex= disaster
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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