We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
4 words: hood of his car
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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