I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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