Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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