I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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