Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
