They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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