She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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