I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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