I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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