piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just want nice things and good sex
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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