All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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