dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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