i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
