you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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