You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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