You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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