drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
