There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
