I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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