just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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