Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
