So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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