are you still at the devil's house?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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