I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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