No stitches, just platelets and will power
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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