hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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