How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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