We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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