Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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