Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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