You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
