Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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