the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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