Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
