I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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