its not stalking. its research.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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