Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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