It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
please don't ironically join a cult
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