I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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