Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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