I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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