Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
