The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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