Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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