i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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