Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My first STD was from a foam party
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.