and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying