I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
