get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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