Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
