I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Too much gin, very little bucket
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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