how can u be prego again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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